I love natural beauty, and I think it’s your best look, but I think makeup as an artist is so transformative.

Taylor Swift – Welcome To New York

gang0fwolves:

mdtwn:

itsdrickibytch:

Iggy isn’t a rapper.

She doesn’t have bars

Or punchlines

Or a flow for that matter

Bet money you tell her to freestyle on the spot she’ll either make an excuse or be stuttering

that’s literally what happened lmao 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

  1. When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
  2. When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
  3. When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops